Happy Halloween!

Trick or Treat

Trick or treat, smell my feet,

Give me something good to eat.

I like apples, grapes and pears,

Or moldy bread, thick with hairs.

Candied toejam, bellybutton lint,

Globs of earwax, dipped in mint.

Jellied snot, spread on toast,

That's the thing I love the most!

For dessert, I think we'll eat,

Slabs of brain, thick and sweet.

So come to my house halloween night,

And give your stomach an awful fright!

BURP!!