October 22, 2007

Happy Halloween!

Trick or Treat

Trick or treat, smell my feet,
Give me something good to eat.

I like apples, grapes and pears,
Or moldy bread, thick with hairs.

Candied toejam, bellybutton lint,
Globs of earwax, dipped in mint.

Jellied snot, spread on toast,
That's the thing I love the most!

For dessert, I think we'll eat,
Slabs of brain, thick and sweet.

So come to my house halloween night,
And give your stomach an awful fright!


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